Late Night Snacks: One-Two Shot to the Gut

Late-night eating means you're on the receiving end.
THE PROBLEM WITH LATE NIGHT EATING is that it starts with a blast of calories that have nowhere to go, then it gets worse: if you’re like me, after you eat late at night, you wake up in the morning not particularly hungry. In fact, not much of anything even sounds good at all. So I skip breakfast and get right to work.
On the surface, this seems like a great idea — by skipping breakfast, I also skip several hundred calories, right? And fewer calories is a good thing.
The problem is the inevitable mid-morning crash.
I’m working, I’m working, I’m working away, and then all of sudden I realize I’m hungry. It’s too late for breakfast, too early for lunch, but I gotta get something down. So what’s available? Doritos. Cookies. Pretzels. Just about anything in a bag or wrapper or box that’s easy access and full of carbs. I start out with good intentions, just a few, right, and then boom, I either take the bag to my desk and scarf down, or eat just a few then start grazing my way through the cupboards and into the refrigerator. Before I realize what’s happened, I’ve downed a 1,000 calories of junk food.
Strawberries with a partner — whatever — but just one slip a week.
And 90 minutes later, I’m hungry again.
The lesson?
Stop eating after 8 p.m.
The Benefits
There’s two. First, you don’t need extra calories at night, so just take them off the table. If you’re a late-night snacker, you can instantly remove a big chunk of calories by changing a habit.
Second, you’ll start your morning off hungry, which means you’re more likely to eat, and more likely to worry less about what “sounds good” and just choose a good morning meal. If I overeat a bit in the morning, I think it’s less worrisome: these are calories that fire up your metabolism and probably result in less of a craving (and need) for a mid-morning snack.
The rule?
No snacks after 8 p.m.
Exceptions?
Sure. Of course. This is life, right? And we want to enjoy it. So what are the exceptions?
I can think of three:
- Parties, barbecues, poker, strawberries with a partner — whatever — but just one slip a week.
- Late night work, but eating stops at least two hours before shuteye.
- Late night workouts, in which case the food is designed to refuel the body and provide the building blocks for muscle growth and recovery.